What’s South Carolina like anyhow? I’m picturing lots of Sunflowers and Spanish Bossa Nova singers. Packaging Hitting you like a sack of cookies, the decorative bow is in full effect. It reminds me of Red Velvet cupcakes. Very striking and very light. Although, I haven’t had a Red Velvet cupcake in quite some time. I’ve always had a very special in my heart for anything cream cheese related. Cheesecake for example. Do you know how many millions of varieties of cheesecake there are out there? 4, 4 million. Some of that may be wishful thinking, but we all need dreams to cling to. Sometimes, whenever I see a bachelor party where an exotic dancer pops out of a cake, I feel intense pangs of jealousy. Not because I want to grind on a posse of men with dollar bills being stuck in every orifice of my body. But rather, because I want to see what it’s like to be INSIDE of a cake for hours at a time. Talk about the ultimate role reversal! 99% of the cake encounters in the modern day world end with the cake being inside us. Rarely do we ever find ourselves in a position where WE are consumed by the cake. Perhaps, we should be grateful such instances are so rare. I’m actually fairly surprised that we haven’t had a chocolate cake uprising of some sort. You would think, that after centuries of us crafting their brothers and sisters by hand and tearing them away from each other with every slice , there would be some tension. Maybe that’s where the phrase, “You could cut the tension with …
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